Skype phrases

There are some very nice ones on occasions.. these i saw today:

"Cheese - milk's leap to immortality!"

"I have no tv, so I eat mushrooms and watch the carpet"

I'm sure there is a lot more curiosity out there so feel free to add :)

Cut off from the world

that is how I feel today...

Imagine looking out of the window, it is perfect sun outside, blue sky...

Imagine, how perfect this weather would be for going on the mountains, racing down the slopes, feeling the crisp air in your face, getting adrenalin shocks from jumping little hurdles...

and NOW imagine having a bloody horrible cold and having to stay at home all day when everybody enjoys what you have been wishing for the whole week when tied to the office!!!!!
It kinda sucks.. and then, apart from that, I'm about to loose faith in my mobile phone provider.. Because either my messages are not delivered, or in the last 2 days people silently agreed to not reply to me anymore :S or there are all out having a very busy and very good time whilst for me time passes veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly... ok, I'm done with complaining :P will go for another hot water bottle, tea, and then my bed again.