sabato 29 dicembre 2007
on diet...
the solution is: i'm on diet :))
obviously not as you would understand this normally (I like eating and don't believe in rumbling stomachs ;)
rather than fasting, I'm merrily feasting but at the same time cutting down on my cyber-time to give my poor eyes a rest. and in fact there are so many nice things to be done here. just today i went figure skating on a lake nearby, in the sun... very nice and for a change i didnt even break anything :) also music is back in my live, havent been singing so much in the whole year as i do now with the support of my family.. (nearly amounts to the size of a choir, so it's great fun) so, in total, i'm virtually gone, catching up with the good things in life. hope you're doing the same!
cheers!
:)
martedì 25 dicembre 2007
Breathe in...
mercoledì 19 dicembre 2007
strange things happening
On my way home at night I met two at least 40 year old men, ringing random people's bells and running away... I just remained absolutely amazed.
martedì 18 dicembre 2007
a note on pronunciation
Ràtion never rhymes with nàtion.
Say prefèr, but préferable,
Còmfortable and végetable.
B must not be heard in doubt,
Debt and dumb both leave it out.
In the words psychòlogy,
Psy'chic and psychatry,
You must never sound the p.
Psychatrists you call the man
Who cures your complex, if he can,
In àrchitect, ch is k,
in arch it is the other way.
Please remember to say iron,
So that it will rhyme with lion.
A'dvertisers àdvertise,
Advèrtisments will put you wise.
Time, when work is done, is léisure,
Fill it up with useful pléasure.
Accidéntal, àccident,
Sound the g in ignorant.
Rélative, but a relàtion,
Then say crea'ture, but créàtion.
Say the 'a' in gas quite short,
Bought, remember rhymes with short,
Drought must always rhyme with out,
In dau'ghter leave the 'g h' out.
Room must always rhyme with boom,
When you're dead you're in a tomb.
Wear a boot upon your foot,
Root can never rhyme with soot.
In mùscle, 's c' is an 's',
In mùscular, it's 's k', yes!
Cho'ir must always rhyme with li'ar.
Then, remémber, it's addréss,
With an accent like posséss.
''G' in sign must silent be,
In sìgnature, pronoùnce the 'g'.
Please remember, say towàrds
Just as if it rhymed with boards.
Weight's like wait, but not like height,
Which should always rhyme with light.
Sew is just the same as so,
Tie a ribbon in a bow.
When you meet your friends you bow,
Which again must rhyme with how.
In perfect English make a start,
Learn this little rhyme by heart.
lunedì 17 dicembre 2007
how to sleep for 12 hours
sounds reasonable :)
domenica 16 dicembre 2007
giovedì 13 dicembre 2007
Storm in the mailbox
The beginning was the invitation to an event, hosted by a local fraternity and taking place on university's premises. The topic : Terrorism and its trends. The speaker: a colonel from the United States Marine Corps.
The problem: the invitation was sent to everybody connected to the university network by the 'administration' mailing list. Since then, everybody's mailboxes keep filling up by the most interesting replies, of which I will show some here. (It has to be noted, that none of them was in favor of the event)
guten tag, noch etwas verblüfft von der gerade geöffneten mitteilung erlaube ich mich nachzufragen, warum über "Administration" solche mitteilungen hochschulweit versendet werden.
I miei "complimenti" per la raffinata iniziativa culturale e per il relatore, la cui obbiettività scientifica è certamente fuori di dubbio.Spero sia un caso di umorismo involontario.Cordiali saluti
Gentile colleghe, gentili colleghi!Mi sono posto la stessa domanda del preside Prey. Me la sono posta, a dir la verità, anche per la mostra del repubblichino nella guerra civile di Spagna. Senza alcuna pretesa di moralità, ma "Guernavaca docet!"Werte Kolleginnen und Kollegen!Ich habe mir dieselbe Frage gestellt, die sich auch Dekan Prey gestellt hat. Der Wahrheit zuliebe habe ich mir die Frage bereits zur Fotoausstellung des "Söldners" im spanischen Bürgerkrieg gestellt. Ohne jeden moralischen Anspruch möchte ich an "Guernavaca" errinnern.
Sehr geehrte Kolleginnen und Kollegen,ich darf dazu von meiner Seite - und ich bin bisher nur Contract Professor an der FU Bozen - nachdrücklichen Protest gegen solche Veranstaltungen an der Uni Bozen einlegen. Das widerspricht jeder Haltung der politisch-sachlichen Unabhängigkeit einer Universität!Ich möchte hiermit - u.a. auch als Buchautor zur "Nachhaltigen Demokratisierung des Irak", Passagen Verlag Wien 2005 - im Sinne gelebten Pluralismus davor warnen, derartigen Veranstaltungen, die potentiell rufschädigend für alle Lehrenden an der FU Bozen sind, jemals wieder Raum zu geben.Ich erbitte dazu höflichst eine Stellungnahme derjenigen, die diese Veranstaltung genehmigt haben!
Anch'io sono rimasto alquanto "stupito" nel vedere che ospitiamo un
evento di questo tipo. Non credo che giovi in alcun modo
all'immagine della nostra università e del suo corpo accademico.
Personalmente, prendo decisamente le distanze.
Gent.ma Rettrice, gent.ma Direttrice Generale,
Mi associo con le voci di quanti hanno espresso perplessità rispetto
all'incontro che si è tenuto ieri presso la nostra Università.
Aggiungo che quando ho letto l'informazione ero talmente stupita che sono
andata a sentire di persona.
Aula magna affollata, cappellini rossi, credo appartenenti alla
confraternita organizzante.
E per quanto riguarda il relatore, penso di non andare molto lontano dal
vero a definirla pura propaganda.
Non vorrei essere equivocata, il problema NON è il tema, ma le modalità.
A maggior ragione a proposito di una questione tragicamente centrale oggi
come dimostrano le cronache degli attentati di Algeri occorsi due gg fa.
Dear Rector, Dear General Director,
I agree with my colleague Tagliavini. I had already noted in the past, with reference to law conferences organized by local associations and held in our lecture rooms, that people think that these events are somehow related to the University. The organizers do expect professors and students to attend, and in the general public perception the event is "University certified". This create problems.Moreover, if academics from other universities are invited, this might become a source of embarassment. Imagine a law professor in corporate law invited to give a presentation at a conference organized by the Bar Association and taking place in our premises. He expects me to welcome him, maybe to have a dinner together, to talk with him about the conference but also about positions to be opened for young researchers, etc. etc. Unfortunately, I does not know anything about the event, or I am out of Bolzano in the relevant days, or I simply do not to want to discuss those issues or to meet the person.
Something similar happened to me two years ago, when the local Bar Association organized a civil procedure conference here in Bolzano. The organizers expected the "law professors" to attend and students to be in the audience. Unfortunately, I discovered that the event was taking place here only few days before its start, I had another conference in another place, we had no people in the civil procedure area (we are not a law school indeed), students of economics were not interested at all in a conference concerning forced executions (esecuzione forzata). My colleague Stefano Lombardo was nevertheless forced to attend the conference, because the organizers wanted to have a sign of the "University presence" and we felt we were cornered into a situation in which someone of us had to be present.
In short, a University is not a neutral place were people can hold events and give lectures.
Dear Rector, Dear General Director
I have attended the lecture on Terrorism and its Trends by Colonnel Prat in an University lecture hall.
I do believe that our University should ask itself and open an internal discussion on:
1) the possibility to have such external events organized within its spaces;
2) the need for a selection of topics and/or speakers (e.g. related to our expertises);
3) the necessity for maintaining these events clearly separated from University activities as there is the risk of being associated to them.In this respect, in agreement with other collegues (see e-mails), I am also unconvinced our Administration should have sent the advertisement of the yesterday lecture to professors and students.
mercoledì 12 dicembre 2007
undecimber
static int UNDECIMBER Value of the
MONTH field indicating the thirteenth month of the year.WHAT? I must have missed something...
Your results for the "What instrument are you?" quiz
There you go... my personality is glass breaking :) Who could have guessed..
Committed revision 200...
apart from this... very clever office discussion...
this lamp is your lamp... this lamp is my lamp... From California to the New York Island ....This land is your land, it once was my land (oops... there WAS something different with the lyrics)
martedì 11 dicembre 2007
crisis scale
(Sally in Coupling)
lunedì 10 dicembre 2007
Default procedure
tmpStat := getContext();
if(tmpStat != brilliantSituation || tmpStat != hellOnEarth)
return tmpStat;
else{
relativeStat := couldIFeelWorseInThisSituation(tmpStat);
if(relativeStat)
return 'alright';
else
return 'ok';
}
}
(this is the simplified version.. for simplicity reasons the parameter 'voice tone' has not been included)
lunedì 3 dicembre 2007
Dictionary
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(hahahaha...)
2.) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
(not really..)
3.) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This
means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually ends in "fine".
(ehm..sometimes)
4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
(tricky..tricky..watch out!)
5.) Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but
is a non-
verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
(hhhhh...true true)
6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
(this is not about taking revenge, but it's all about karma, dudes!)
7.) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
(absolutely...).
8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying
F@*K YOU!
(in your face!!! whohohohoohoho)
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.
(mmmm...)
About Heaven and Hell
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organised by the Italians."
(Dave Craine)
domenica 2 dicembre 2007
lack of patience
I really think that our society is lacking patience and is generally harvesting all kinds of things in a rush, before they could mature and reach their full ripeness. And quite often a reason for this is the hope and obsession to make more profits and the horror of the thought of missing an opportunity.
Now, for fruits that is a widely acknowleged practice. However, there are a lot more instances of this. To mention another rather obvious one: I tried buying a winter coat today and asked in the shop if there were going to be some more models. The shopwomen told me, I was late, the season would be nearly over, they were going to get the spring and summer collection soon... WHAT?? In the beginning of December?? Now that seems even one step further than moving christmas right after halloween and easter to the beginning of january...
Now, this was all a well know thing. But the tendency doesnt stop here. Take a think of the way companies start to target kinds as potential consumers, bombing them with advertising and manipulating their desires before they even had the slightest chance to remotely develop their personality. As a consequence, it will be very difficult for them to find out what their real, unmanipulated needs would be and they will be growing up thinking that consuming goods will fulfil their desires. However, as quickly as this satisfaction is gained the quickly it will be gone again, leaving people empty handed.
I wonder if this couldn't have drastic consequences when it comes down to reach for a goal in life, be it professional or in private. Especially in relationships between people it often appears that, as soon as a friend or partner doesn't just fulfill one's desires, and there would be hard work or sacrifices needed, a lot of people won't be willing to put this in, just assuming that presumably the person would not fit for them. In that way, people are seen like goods, exchangeable and substitutable, as the possibility to patiently cultivate and grow real and durable affection is not known or seems too cumbersome.
Also the worry of deciding or choosing something and then waiting if it was the right choice often seems hard. So instead of setting all energies on one thing and then being patient to see if it prooves fruitful, attention is spread on thousand tasks or people tend to switch from one to the next. I wonder what could be a cure?
lunedì 26 novembre 2007
geek love
"There is no truth in the rumour that I love computers, it's just what I tell them to get them to bed."
-- Terry Pratchett
catalogue of pointless hobbies
collecting skiing boots:
doubtful because expensive in monetary and spatial terms, plus not very nice to look at
entry 2:
trying to have matching shoes for each outfit:
only possible way to succeed would be if the only color is black.. and even then it would be a hard task, finishing with more pairs then you could wear in a month (and a hefty overdraft on the credit card)
entry 3:
devising optimisation procedures for the food machine:
ends with regular frustration why people don't use their brains and my cookies are always crumbled when they came down from the top shelf...
domenica 25 novembre 2007
what is research?
* assuming that the solution already exists (somewhere in the domain of possibilities, or somewhere else in the world) and therefore has to be re-searched in order to (hopefully) be re-found??
* other proposals?
(I presumably need your help on that one, as - according to this definition - I already missed the chance to ever become a serious researcher in my childhood... (how should I have known that a grandmother's clock should have any significance to my career path ;) )
new music - just printed and recorded..
If anyone is interested in having a 'good old time' cinema experience, I invite you warmly to our concert next Saturday: as there is another film festival this year (which is even dedicated to these 'rimusicazioni's) we will perform with two films, one with the mentioned soundtrack and one with music by Satie.
alternative music
So how does that sound: 'Music for one apartment and six drummers' ? If you are curious, click here!
For more on the group go here.
venerdì 23 novembre 2007
on care
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
on wisdom
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
giovedì 22 novembre 2007
big brother is watching you
mercoledì 21 novembre 2007
domenica 18 novembre 2007
I will be back...
for some of you, I will be tomorrow.
for some of you, it will take me more than that.
but when it is time, I will be back.
giovedì 15 novembre 2007
domenica 11 novembre 2007
Life is full of surprises
sabato 3 novembre 2007
Mirrors
martedì 30 ottobre 2007
Led Zepling - Stay away from haven
In Germany, recently a survey was conducted to find out, how much people were understanding of the fancy English advertisement lines. The result was - how to put this? - spectacular.
One example is the following article, 'Life by Gorgeus - Leben in Georgien'
As a result of these findings, the trend now seems to move to a re-germanizing of the marketing scene ('Come in and find out').
We'll see how things will continue, just "Kommen Sie rein und finden Sie wieder raus" :) Enjoy!
lunedì 29 ottobre 2007
curiosities
liebe im internet (wise guys) ok, these are the lyrics of some song, google it on amazon for listening in :)
old joke
Kommt Linus, ebenfalls zu spät: "Entschuldigung, Herr Lehrer, mein Pferd ist auf halber Strecke liegen geblieben."
Als Karo ebenfalls zu spät kommt, sagt der Lehrer: "Lass mich raten, dein Pferd ist auf halber Strecke umgefallen?".
"Nein, aber mein Vater musste einen großen Umweg fahren, weil zwei Pferde auf halber Strecke umgekippt waren."
domenica 28 ottobre 2007
name analysers
For example, there is the following alphabet:
A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good
looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready
which would yield
V : You are not judgemental.
E : awesome kisser.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
N : You like to drink.
I : You are great in bed.
K : You're wild and crazy.
A : You like to drink.
I'm not sure this was what my parents had in mind when giving me that name... (luckily there is another one, but I'm not going to tell).
On the other hand, there is some snazzy application for facebook, the name analyzer... According to the application's page, "A sophisticated computer algorithm analyzed your name, discovering the following meaning." Well, I found that this algorithm must be incredibly sophisticated, especially considering the result it yielded for me..
Luckily, there is some other way for figuring out the meaning of ones name. It is not that modern but still on occasions a bit mysterious and interesting. One could just go back to find the etymological roots and, once found, their meaning is quite likely to contain a bit more sense :)
adam and eve
their husbands. When Adam stayed out very
late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she
charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded.
"You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel
continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be
awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam
demanded.
"Counting your ribs!"
sabato 27 ottobre 2007
Wer bist du, mein Schutzengel oder ein Verführer?
This ballet was breathtaking, yet at the same time heartbreaking to watch and I left being moved and maybe with some teardrop in my eye. I havent forgotten this evening, even though it was years ago.




venerdì 26 ottobre 2007
Dreams are my reality... (or better not!)
giovedì 25 ottobre 2007
holiday stress
Surely it is nice to be home again and slowly I also manage to meet some of the people that I've been missing. However, there is so much time I've got to myself that I dont know how to deal with it. (I've already finished off Harry Potter for that reason..) To be honest, feeling that I'm not doing anything just makes me nervous. On the other hand, there are so many possibilities that I cant even decide what to do first... And there isnt even anyone to bother me.. So my only hope is that I still have about 3 weeks to get used to all of this workless time so I will at least (as supposed) miss it when I'm coming back to Bolzano.
mercoledì 24 ottobre 2007
senseless?
for your entertainment
I'm having a lot of fun reading them so I thought I'll share some with you. Enjoy!
Sign in hotel in Moscow:
"You are welcome to visit cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."
Instructions for airconditioner:
"Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself."
Zoo in India:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
------- new --------
Hotel bedroom, India:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid at any hour."
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the maid."
Black Forest Camping Site, Germany:
"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose."
to be continued
martedì 23 ottobre 2007
Harry Potter in 13 hours....
I hope the ones of you that have to work dont take this post badly, I'm thinking of you and I will join you again very soon.. Have a good night ;)
lunedì 22 ottobre 2007
sabato 20 ottobre 2007
venerdì 19 ottobre 2007
Too much to do
Now I'm preparing to leave Bolzano for a month, spend two weeks at home with my family before jetting off to Good Ol' England ;)
Hope to see you all before leaving this Sunday, but if we dont manage to meet, please dont be angry, ok? Will be back soon anyway.
Have a good night :)
martedì 16 ottobre 2007
Chiamatemi Dottoressa :)
domenica 14 ottobre 2007
Isochrones made easy!

Hello dear guys, on tuesday morning at 9 I will star in the final stage of my study theater...
THE FINAL THESIS DEFENSE
This spectacular event will (hopefully) only be performed one single time (so to say world premier and final performance at the same) so make sure you don't miss it!!
I would be really pleased and delighted to see many of you to support me. Also, if possible try to keep your evening free, as I'm still hoping to organise some celebration. Will keep you updated here and also trying to on messenger and skype as well as email... :)
venerdì 12 ottobre 2007
waste some time
here is some of the nicest ways to procrastinate!
Eat your lunch with chopsticks
Empty your pockets
Fall asleep at your desk
Exercise your tongue by trying to make it reach the tip of your nose
Fill in a crossword puzzle without using the clues
Figure out what you would do locked in the bathroom without toilet paper
i would add:
Try to save the world, it is kinda hopeless and therefore will keep you busy for quite some time
if you have some more creative ideas, feel free to post them :)
giovedì 11 ottobre 2007
Deadlines
At least this is how it is supposed to be. On the other hand, apparently noone will bother if I'll keep changing my presentation till the last minute and I'm not sure if its a good thing or not..
Its just so many things to do, so many forms to hand in that I'm already feeling half convinced that I will forget about some things. (Especially as the email remainders are bound to be sent 5 minutes before closing of the office... or maybe I should check my post ever 1 1/2 minutes??)
Whatever..
At least I had some nice lunch break outside enjoying the sun and a nice chat. What more can I demand of this day ;)
lunedì 8 ottobre 2007
my new favorite toy

for the first time in my life i managed to juggle so i absolutely fell for those little colored nice things :) i think i need some for our office as well..
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