for your entertainment

As English is widely used as relais language to communicate rules, wishes and attractions to people of foreign language, there are quite some entertaining to outrageous statements as a result.
I'm having a lot of fun reading them so I thought I'll share some with you. Enjoy!

Sign in hotel in Moscow:
"You are welcome to visit cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

Instructions for airconditioner:
"Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself."

Zoo in India:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."

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Hotel bedroom, India:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid at any hour."

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the maid."

Black Forest Camping Site, Germany:
"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose."



to be continued