Dictionary

Thanks to Eka who placed this fantastic survival guide in my mailbox today! Enjoy :)


Nine words women use...

1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(hahahaha...)

2.) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
(not really..)

3.) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This
means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually ends in "fine".
(ehm..sometimes)

4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
(tricky..tricky..watch out!)

5.) Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but
is a non-
verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
(hhhhh...true true)

6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
(this is not about taking revenge, but it's all about karma, dudes!)

7.) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
(absolutely...).

8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying
F@*K YOU!
(in your face!!! whohohohoohoho)

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.
(mmmm...)