adam and eve

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of
their husbands. When Adam stayed out very
late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she
charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded.
"You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel
continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be
awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam
demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"