name analysers

I can understand that people want to know what their name means... however, on occasions, I'm a bit startled by the results of some of these thing that are sent to me. (Ok, I admit, I'm trying them, out of curiosity... ;)

For example, there is the following alphabet:

A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good
looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready

which would yield

V : You are not judgemental.
E : awesome kisser.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
N : You like to drink.
I : You are great in bed.
K : You're wild and crazy.
A : You like to drink.

I'm not sure this was what my parents had in mind when giving me that name... (luckily there is another one, but I'm not going to tell).

On the other hand, there is some snazzy application for facebook, the name analyzer... According to the application's page, "A sophisticated computer algorithm analyzed your name, discovering the following meaning." Well, I found that this algorithm must be incredibly sophisticated, especially considering the result it yielded for me..

Especially the mixture of adjectives was such as to amaze me deeply. Maybe I have some hidden split personality, needed as a dump for accomodating all of these qualities.

Luckily, there is some other way for figuring out the meaning of ones name. It is not that modern but still on occasions a bit mysterious and interesting. One could just go back to find the etymological roots and, once found, their meaning is quite likely to contain a bit more sense :)